How to get rid of a Guy in 10 days

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Re: How to get rid of a Guy in 10 days

Postby Jennifer » Thu May 13, 2010 8:13 pm

Ask him to do the dishes!
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Re: How to get rid of a Guy in 10 days

Postby the fluke » Sun May 16, 2010 7:34 am

tell him he can never go hunting or fishing again.
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Re: How to get rid of a Guy in 10 days

Postby Unbridled Spirit » Mon May 17, 2010 6:48 am

Hide the XBox. Once he leaves the house to go play at a buddies, LOCK THE DOOR!! lol
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Re: How to get rid of a Guy in 10 days

Postby GFunkMoneyDog » Mon May 17, 2010 8:29 am

Tell him you despise giving Oral Sex.
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Re: How to get rid of a Guy in 10 days

Postby Wild » Wed May 19, 2010 9:20 am

LMAO!!! you are the greatest.. I am so sure there are more though.. Everyone has dumped or been dumped.. let me know the funny ones.. and the ones that REALLY work..lol


A friend of mine posted her boyfriends pic online for a silent auction to help raise money for a charity. When he didnt bring in any money that way she told him "See not even women half way around the world want to pay anything for ya.. Get out." I had to laugh..
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Negative people will bring you down. Positive people will bring you up... Make the right choice of the people you have in your life.
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