LMAO!!! you are the greatest.. I am so sure there are more though.. Everyone has dumped or been dumped.. let me know the funny ones.. and the ones that REALLY work..lol
A friend of mine posted her boyfriends pic online for a silent auction to help raise money for a charity. When he didnt bring in any money that way she told him "See not even women half way around the world want to pay anything for ya.. Get out." I had to laugh..
People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one, sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. -Marilyn
Negative people will bring you down. Positive people will bring you up... Make the right choice of the people you have in your life.