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Polish Sausage

Postby jeepers creepers » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:27 am

Polish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The customer says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby GFunkMoneyDog » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:23 am

That reminds me of something that happened to me and my two brothers. 10 yrs ago we were eating and drinking at Applebee's in Knoxville. I should of said that two of us were drinking heavily, and the other was putting up with us. We started telling jokes, and I was going to tell a Polish joke when all of a sudden one of the five guys at the table next to ours interrupted me and said I should rethink that joke. I asked why, and he said because were Polish. Without missing a beat I replied your right, I don't want to have to explain it 5 times. At that time all 5 of them stood up, me and my drunken brother almost fell out of our seats laughing. Sober brother stood up arguing with the 5 of them, as we continued laughing hysterically. Needless to say the manager asked us to leave.
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby Gunslinger » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:04 pm

You might be a redneck if you get drunk at Applebee's while making racist jokes.
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby Gopher » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:34 pm

GFunkMoneyDog wrote:That reminds me of something that happened to me and my two brothers. 10 yrs ago we were eating and drinking at Applebee's in Knoxville. I should of said that two of us were drinking heavily, and the other was putting up with us. We started telling jokes, and I was going to tell a Polish joke when all of a sudden one of the five guys at the table next to ours interrupted me and said I should rethink that joke. I asked why, and he said because were Polish. Without missing a beat I replied your right, I don't want to have to explain it 5 times. At that time all 5 of them stood up, me and my drunken brother almost fell out of our seats laughing. Sober brother stood up arguing with the 5 of them, as we continued laughing hysterically. Needless to say the manager asked us to leave.


That's why I avoid Applebee's. To many Pollocks, and rude drunks lol.
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:09 pm

Gunslinger wrote:You might be a redneck if you get drunk at Applebee's while making racist jokes.

Damn boy, you strain your brain and lay an egg... What f**king race are Polish people!?!?? DUMBASS!!!!!!!
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:11 pm

Politically correct bunch of assholes telling 'Polish' jokes... The world has gone to hell when we can't even say polack no more..!
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:13 pm

Question: How do you stop a Polack army on horseback?

Answer: Turn off the carousel.
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby Wild » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:21 pm

GFunkMoneyDog wrote:That reminds me of something that happened to me and my two brothers. 10 yrs ago we were eating and drinking at Applebee's in Knoxville. I should of said that two of us were drinking heavily, and the other was putting up with us. We started telling jokes, and I was going to tell a Polish joke when all of a sudden one of the five guys at the table next to ours interrupted me and said I should rethink that joke. I asked why, and he said because were Polish. Without missing a beat I replied your right, I don't want to have to explain it 5 times. At that time all 5 of them stood up, me and my drunken brother almost fell out of our seats laughing. Sober brother stood up arguing with the 5 of them, as we continued laughing hysterically. Needless to say the manager asked us to leave.



Got pics? We want proof..lol I can see that happening back then and happening now.. lol
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Re: Polish Sausage

Postby GFunkMoneyDog » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:56 pm

You can guess which brother was drinking with me and which one was ready to fight 5 guys.
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