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Pole clamp

Postby jeepers creepers » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:46 pm

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This is known as the "pole clamp"
but is not available at your local hardware store.
It can often be found at your local Wal-Mart!
It has to be homemade, developed and tested.
Remember to use a Hand Sanitizer when holding!
"If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby GFunkMoneyDog » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:52 pm

Based on Jeepers beliefs, and who she supports and votes for that could easily be her.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Gurt B Frobe » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:08 pm

LMAO
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Briscoe » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:06 am

she looks like a ride on the merry-go-round.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:25 pm

That's likely not the only over sized unit she's had in her ass...
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Pappy » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:41 pm

Angry Whiteguy wrote:That's likely not the only over sized unit she's had in her ass...

LOL @ Joe
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Bushwhacker » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:57 am

You have to admit, she does have talent.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Briscoe » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:27 am

she's a shish kabob.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Briscoe » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:37 am

Bushwhacker wrote:You have to admit, she does have talent.

if she's trying to pole dance, she's doing it wrong.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Briscoe » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:39 am

if the driver suddenly hits his brakes she aint going nowhere.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Briscoe » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:41 am

she's hot shit on a stick.
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:23 pm

I'd do her...
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby PharmGirl » Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:06 pm

Angry Whiteguy wrote:I'd do her...


From the looks of your picture she wouldn't let you. :lol:
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:26 pm

PharmGirl wrote:
Angry Whiteguy wrote:I'd do her...


From the looks of your picture she wouldn't let you. :lol:

She would never go back black...
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Re: Pole clamp

Postby Pappy » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:33 pm

Angry Whiteguy wrote:
PharmGirl wrote:
Angry Whiteguy wrote:I'd do her...


From the looks of your picture she wouldn't let you. :lol:

She would never go back black...

I bet you got her beat with the Tits. :lol: :lol:
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