Is sex work?

Post your funny photos, jokes, or whatever. For posting pictures use the forum's attachment upload feature.

Is sex work?

Postby jeepers creepers » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:46 pm

A U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his
>> staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the
>> colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained
>> that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to
>> get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just
>> how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
>>
>>
>> A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
>>
>>
>> A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
>>
>>
>> A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending
>>upon
>> his state of inebriation at the time.
>>
>>
>> There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in
>> charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
>>
>>
>> Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be
>>100%
>> pleasure.
>>
>>
>> The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
>>
>>
>> "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have
>>me
>> doing it for them."
>>
>>
>> The room fell silent.
>>
>>
>> God Bless the enlisted man.

A M E R I C A --- home of the free, because of the Brave
"If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"
User avatar
jeepers creepers
(no custom rank chosen)
 
Posts: 2307
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:47 pm
Location: Wallins Creek

Re: Is sex work?

Postby Gopher » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:16 pm

It's work with a ugly woman.
User avatar
Gopher
Carl The Groundskeeper
 
Posts: 3473
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:24 pm

Re: Is sex work?

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:07 am

What's funny is the men do all the work, and the women bitch they don't get what they want... We're not freaking mind readers, move or something!!!
Your government is your master!!! Resistance is illegal, and futile!!!
User avatar
Angry Whiteguy
ReSiDeNt EvIl
 
Posts: 15725
Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:25 pm
Location: The Dark Side Of The Moon

Re: Is sex work?

Postby PharmGirl » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:32 pm

MinuteMen! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
PharmGirl
 
Posts: 1482
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:04 pm

Re: Is sex work?

Postby Briscoe » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:43 pm

if you won't work you can't eat.
"get that son of a bitch off the field...he's fired." - donald trump
User avatar
Briscoe
HornDog
 
Posts: 2707
Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:41 pm

Re: Is sex work?

Postby Legion » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:30 pm

PharmGirl wrote:MinuteMen! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You tell'm girl. :lol:
Legion
Always A Bride
 
Posts: 3162
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:23 am


Return to The Humor Forum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest