Total Auto Service

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Tires New & Used
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Mermaid » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:42 pm

Couldn't be more pleased with the work that Allen and his men do! A great place to have your vehicle serviced with great prices!
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby upallnight » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:36 pm

GFunkMoneyDog wrote:The number to the new location is 573-4892.


Business must be well to have two locations. I believe it's because people are holding onto their vehicles longer as to not go into debt for a new one.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby CrissyAlwaysSunny » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:57 am

I bought tires there and they gave me free air lol. Not a joke. I can't think of what kind of air lol.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Mermaid » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:10 am

CrissyAlwaysSunny wrote:I bought tires there and they gave me free air lol. Not a joke. I can't think of what kind of air lol.


I know what you're talking about but can't think of what its called. Its not just regular air but it a special kind. LOL
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby ScArEcRoW » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:11 am

He tricked you silly girls LOL.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Briscoe » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:21 am

Mermaid wrote:
CrissyAlwaysSunny wrote:I bought tires there and they gave me free air lol. Not a joke. I can't think of what kind of air lol.


I know what you're talking about but can't think of what its called. Its not just regular air but it a special kind. LOL

they gave you girls some hot air. you two would fall for anything. lol
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby GFunkMoneyDog » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:28 am

Total Auto Service would like to announce that we now offer Nitrogen for your vehicle's tires. Compressed air is your tire's worst enemy. Air is about 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% other. Nitrogen is inert, noncombustible and non-corrosive. What we offer is 98% nitrogen. It's the same level mandated by the FAA to be used in all jet aircraft tires. It's also required by NASCAR, and Formula One races. Up until recently nitrogen wasn't readily available to the general public.

You can expect Better Fuel Economy, Longer Tire Life, and Help Maintain Proper Tire Pressure. Please give us a call or stop by for additional information.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Legion » Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:51 pm

Briscoe wrote:
Mermaid wrote:
CrissyAlwaysSunny wrote:I bought tires there and they gave me free air lol. Not a joke. I can't think of what kind of air lol.


I know what you're talking about but can't think of what its called. Its not just regular air but it a special kind. LOL

they gave you girls some hot air. you two would fall for anything. lol


Smartasses lol.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby CrissyAlwaysSunny » Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:26 pm

GFunkMoneyDog wrote:
Total Auto Service would like to announce that we now offer Nitrogen for your vehicle's tires. Compressed air is your tire's worst enemy. Air is about 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% other. Nitrogen is inert, noncombustible and non-corrosive. What we offer is 98% nitrogen. It's the same level mandated by the FAA to be used in all jet aircraft tires. It's also required by NASCAR, and Formula One races. Up until recently nitrogen wasn't readily available to the general public.

You can expect Better Fuel Economy, Longer Tire Life, and Help Maintain Proper Tire Pressure. Please give us a call or stop by for additional information.


That's it! Thank you G. I re-read my post and it sounded so dumb lol.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Briscoe » Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:32 pm

come by my place for fresh air girls. the breast exams are free.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:17 pm

Mermaid wrote:
CrissyAlwaysSunny wrote:I bought tires there and they gave me free air lol. Not a joke. I can't think of what kind of air lol.


I know what you're talking about but can't think of what its called. Its not just regular air but it a special kind. LOL

Nitrogen...
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby ScArEcRoW » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:59 am

Briscoe wrote:come by my place for fresh air girls. the breast exams are free.


I have a feeling your hands are always dirty Briscoe lol.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Cate McCalley » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:20 pm

ScArEcRoW wrote:
Briscoe wrote:come by my place for fresh air girls. the breast exams are free.


I have a feeling your hands are always dirty Briscoe lol.



Well we know for a fact his mind is!


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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby PharmGirl » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:08 am

Cate McCalley wrote:
ScArEcRoW wrote:
Briscoe wrote:come by my place for fresh air girls. the breast exams are free.


I have a feeling your hands are always dirty Briscoe lol.



Well we know for a fact his mind is!


That's the truth lol.
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Re: Total Auto Service

Postby Pappy » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:08 pm

Mermaid wrote:
CrissyAlwaysSunny wrote:I bought tires there and they gave me free air lol. Not a joke. I can't think of what kind of air lol.


I know what you're talking about but can't think of what its called. Its not just regular air but it a special kind. LOL

Blow job?
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